Uncensored Guide to the ABCs…..The Letter B

 

Given the popularity of last week’s post, I’m thinking we all enjoyed the Gallagher sister’s uncensored guide to what to bring in to preschool and guarantee your teacher is paying attention. Sadly, the youngest Wired Momma’ette rejected the entire list of A suggestions and instead opted for an Acorn last week. Today is the letter B day in preschool…and so I bring to you this week’s Guide. Forget Belle or Bunnies….snore….let’s get started:

Boob Jobs
Beans, refried and sticky
a Billboard
Bong
a BOX.

Beer

Bee

Boa (feather or constrictor)

Beard

Boudoir

Body Odor

Belly Dancer

Bat (shit crazy person)

BMW

Barnacle

Blackbeard the Pirate

Boeing 757

Brie

the BEATLES compilation Box set
dead Beetles
an actual Dead Beatle, though I think digging up the John Lennon’s grave would prove a bit much….
Bill Clinton (this could work for C day if he is unavailable

Banana Hammock

Brassiere

Botulism

Boring people

Personally, I love Botulism, Bill Clinton and Boring People.

Then suddenly, it hit moi,

Shouldn't she bring in NKOTB for the double whammy of Boy Bands?

BOY BANDS

A 4 year old could really set the mood in class with a little Barry Manilow, no?

Barry Manilow

Bad English

Boyz 2 Men

Bad Babies because I prefer those over Good Babies

Better yet, she could bring in the below visual guide to what it’s like going to the Beach with any one of them in class: And finally….

When your kid dresses at Batman for TBall games….it’s pretty certain she’s going to bring in her favorite superhero for the letter B day.

Tune in next week….the letter C brings endless opportunities. “Like” Wired Momma on Facebook to keep up with the fun and frolic.

 

2 Responses to Uncensored Guide to the ABCs…..The Letter B
  1. aimee @ smilingmama
    September 14, 2012 | 3:02 pm

    Did you all play Scattergories for family game night growing up? If not, I think you need to plan a Gallagher sisters game night stat!! What a riot you’d have!!

  2. Monica Sakala
    September 14, 2012 | 3:35 pm

    Ha ha Aimee! We need to do that!!

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