About trying to pee alone: A Wired Momma Original Movie

Today’s post doesn’t need words. I thought it needed documentation. So one day, while thinking about the universal motherhood truth that you never get a freaking moment – I decided to quietly slip away. To the bathroom.

I didn’t have to pee.

I just wanted to run a very scientific experiment.


Like a beast stalking its prey, I was soon discovered: It took 12 seconds.

See for yourselves:

And there you have it. Further evidence of what I’ve long said: STOCKHOLM SYNDROME. We all suffer from it.

A special thanks to my sister and brother-in-law of Born Lucky Studios for their brilliant work editing this Wired Momma original.

Do you ever get a moment?


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