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Win Tickets to see Disney On Ice: 100 Years of Magic

It’s the most wonderful time of the winter…..and I can hardly believe the time has come again. It is the annual Feld Entertainment production of Disney on Ice at the Verizon Center, something me and the girls never miss each year. Regular Color Logo_D20blog readers know I always complain about the fall trek to the Patriot Center (and then inevitably do it again the following year because we can’t resist) but I would never complain about the February performance of Disney on Ice at the Verizon Center. First, I can get there much easier than I can get to the Patriot Center.

#SorryVirginia

Second, for some reason, I always think this show is better than the fall show. Is it me? Or do others feel that same way?

Without further delay….today I am offering a 4 pack give-away to see the show on opening night, Wednesday Feb. 12 at 7:30PM.  Read on for details on the show and how to enter:

First about the show – This year a whopping 65 characters from 18 stories are coming together in this one show….wowzers! I am sure the burning question on everyone’s mind is this – has Frozen made its way into the cast and will we hear “Let it go” (That song will now be in your head for the remainder of the day. And you are welcome). Yeah yeah…we know even Disney can’t produce that so quickly but hopefully next year? Hint hint……

Next – for some Disney super nerds out there, of which I am totally one now that we’ve gone with the kids and can’t wait to go back again, how about 10 trivia questions – see how much you actually know (I knew very little, as it so happens):

1. What is Geppetto’s profession?
Answer: Geppetto is a wood carver specializing in clocks, music boxes and toys.

2. According to the song, what is the only thing Pinocchio has to do when he wants his conscience to be his guide?
Answer: All Pinocchio has to do is “give a little whistle.”

3. What character did Walt Disney say he created on a train ride from New York to California?
Answer: Mickey Mouse

4. How many edges does a figure skating blade have?
Answer: Two

5. What character uses the words, “Little puppet made of pine, wake, the gift of life is thine”?
Answer: The Blue Fairy uses these words in order to bring Pinocchio to life.

6. What song includes the phrase, “An actor’s life for me”?
Answer: “Hi Diddle Dee Dee” by Leigh Harline, Ned Washington, and Paul J. Smith

7. What does the Beast give Belle when she leaves the castle?
Answer: The Beast gives Belle a magic mirror so that she will “always have a way to look back and remember” him.

8. What do Pinocchio and the Beast have in common?
Answer: Both characters want to be human.

9. In Beauty and the Beast, according to LeFou, “No beast alive stands a chance against . . .” whom?
Answer: Gaston

10. What is the longest word in any Disney song?
Answer: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious (there are 34 letters)

Seriously. Did you learn something? I should make you spell Disney’s longest word song in order to win!!! #Evil

Speaking of winning these hot tickets, here’s a look at dates, times and ticket prices:

Washington, D.C.
Wednesday, February 12 – Monday, February 17, 2014


Show Times:
·       Wednesday, February 12 @ 7:30 p.m.
·       Thursday, February 13 @ 10:30 a.m. and 7:30 p.m.
·       Friday, February 14 @ 7:30 p.m.
·       Saturday, February 15 @ 10:30 a.m., 2:30 p.m. and 6:30 p.m.
·       Sunday, February 16 @ 12:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m.
·       Monday, February 17 (President’s Day) @ 12:30 p.m. and 4:30 p.m.

Verizon Center Ticket Prices: $80.00 (Front Row)/ $55.00 (VIP)/ $30.00 / $20.00

Venue/Ticket Information:
Tickets can be purchased at all Ticketmaster outlets via charge, by phone at 800-745 -3000; via www.ticketmaster.com <http://www.ticketmaster.com> ; and at the Verizon Center box office.

Now that you’ve come this far, how, how, do you win these 4 tickets I am giving away?

Hop on over to the Wired Momma Facebook page, which you’ve obviously already liked, and just enter a comment in my post about this give-away. Humor me and also tell me if any of those 10 fun facts were new to you. The youngest WM’ette will select the winner’s name out of a hat on Saturday February 1st – so don’t waste time in entering. Because Facebook makes things hard, you have to acknowledge with me via comment on Facebook or email (wiredmomma@me.com) that you know you’ve been selected as the winner by Monday February 3 or I will select another winner!  May luck be on your side!

Flash Give-Away: 4 Tickets to Gaylord National ICE!

It seems like a great day for a flash give-away – so later tonight my girls will select one winner to receive a family 4-pack of tickets to Gaylord ICE! Twas the NightNational’s ICE! ‘Twas The Night Before Christmas. These tickets are valid for 4 non-peak admissions. Non-peak dates include:

  • December 2-5, 9-12, 16-19, 31
  • January 1-3

The winner will need to bring the original letter I have (and will mail to you) and a photo ID to Will Call and you will receive the 4 non-peak ICE! tickets for the next available time slot on that same day.

Next available time slot, you fret? Trust moi, there is TONS to do at the Gaylord National hotel to keep the kids busy if you have to wait a bit before gaining admission to ICE! If you’re unfamiliar with all there is, check out their web site or read my really thorough review of our experience last year. We literally spent the entire day at the hotel doing tons of holiday related activities. Decorating cookies and the scavenger hunt were our favs, beyond ICE! of course.

How do you enter this amazing flash give-away.

Christmas - Nighty Tree Lighting ShowFirst step – clearly you have already hit “Like” on the Wired Momma Facebook page.

Second Step – leave a comment that you’re entering to win under my post on Facebook.

Step Three – be sure to CHECK BACK on Facebook after 8pm tonight. I will announce the winner there. If I don’t hear from the winner by tomorrow morning, I will pick another winner because this is a FLASH give-away.

 

Adventure Theatre MTC’s Holiday Mystery: The 12 Days of Christmas

Here’s the thing, I will never learn. Me and Adventure Theatre MTC are in a little dance before the premiere of each new production. I see the pattern now. They just don’t know we do a little dance before I settle in to watch the show.

Here’s how it goes: I doubt them.

Deidra LaWan Starnes as Shirley the Partridge. Photo Credit: Mike Horan

Deidra LaWan Starnes as Shirley the Partridge. Photo Credit: Mike Horan

This time it was about how they could pull off a musical mystery adventure over a song…one of my least fav Christmas songs to boot. On the drive around the beltway last week to go see the premiere of The 12 Days of Christmas, naturally we sang the song. And we thanked the vast internet and the power of Google because without WiFi and internet, we wouldn’t have been able to remember all the 12 random and odd gifts sprinkled through the song.

For instance, who wants 12 drummers drumming and 11 pipers piping?

Not one parent, I can tell you that.

As we had fun Googling (is that officially a Verb yet?) the song and singing out loud, much to the kid’s total amusement, we wondered – how many people were going to be in this play? I tried to do the math of how many people would have to represent each of the gifts over the 12 days but well…that didn’t end well.

#NotAMathematician

But knowing that most Adventure Theatre MTC productions have small casts, it seemed safe to assume there was no way there was going to be 12 drummers drumming onto the stage. Or how about those leaping lords? Would there be a stage full of men leaping?

And HOW could they make this song an interesting play, I quizzed aloud.

#Doubter

#IWillNeverLearn

Meanwhile in the backseat, my oldest kept insisting it was a “porridge in a pear tree” and no one could convince her otherwise.

“Here honey, Merry Christmas, I give you a bowl of porridge up in that tree.” #Kids

As we settled into our seats for the play to start, I admired the modern chevron wrapped gifts stacked all around the stage, the pears dangling

Danny Pushkin as the Christmas Hoarder. Photo Credit: Mike Horan

Danny Pushkin as the Christmas Hoarder. Photo Credit: Mike Horan

from the ceiling and the metallic color scheme of the set. Immediately it seemed clear there was going to be a modern twist on this traditional song and I was intrigued.

Still doubting…..but intrigued nonetheless.

The play opens and we meet Shirley the Partridge (still not Porridge….daughter still not convinced), played by Deidra LaWan Starnes. I began obsessing over  why she seemed familiar, it gnawed at me the duration of the play until reading the press release. Anyone lucky enough to have seen Charlotte’s Web at Adventure Theatre back in 2011 will recognize Shirley as the star of that play. This time, she made for a colorful, animated and convincing young Partridge, attempting to keep Christmas tradition together through “the song.”

Speaking of tradition, this was the undercurrent theme of the entire 55-minute production. Shirley was tasked with keeping the Christmas tradition alive by her mother, grandmother and great-grandmother, as she struggled to corral all the parts of the song together. Much like trying to corral children, it seems that trying to corral animals and humans from this song together is like herding kittens. While doing so, Shirley embarks on a journey that leaves her wondering why the song has to remain the same and why the tradition can’t grow and change with her?

The totally hilarious French Hens. Photo Credit: Mike Horan

The totally hilarious French Hens. Photo Credit: Mike Horan

I think Adventure Theatre consistently takes a page out of the Pixar playbook and writes productions with story lines that can appeal to adults and the kids for different reasons. Certainly my oldest understood the questioning of tradition and the quest to make something different and new by the younger generation while struggling with the fear of disappointing her elders but this was absolutely lost on my younger one. She didn’t care about that, though she cared about the colorful cast, the quick movements, the costumes and of course, the evil nemesis, the Christmas Hoarder, who steals the 5 Golden Rings.

It turns out that I have a little one who reliably loves the good versus evil tug and delights over what trouble the bad guys stir up. The Christmas Hoarder is charming and hilarious in his own creepy way and adds a nice twist to this musical-mystery. As much as I adored the Christmas Hoarder, however, the French Hens with their berets and squawking were pretty hilarious rivaled only by the Calling Birds, decked out in their professional suits, busy busy busy on their phones, with my favorite one in particular flaunting his mid 1990s enormous flip-phone cell phone.

Recall that little dance we do, me and Adventure Theatre? The doubting dance?

I’m raising the white flag again; I curtsey and bow. It didn’t take long into the show for me to appreciate the clever, creative and fun twist on this odd song and how it does make for a fun play. Also, it’s a completely different holiday themed production than anything you’ll see this season, or probably have seen anytime recently. The play’s charm rests in the fact that it’s a different, unpredictable and not overly holiday-ish production yet it still speaks to tradition, generations, expectations and change. All things many people wrestle with through the holiday season as families gather together.

Overall, as I bow and curtsey, me and the family gave Adventure Theatre’s  The 12 Days of Christmas two creative thumbs up. Catch it anytime through December 30, tickets are $19 and can be purchased online. Now I’m off to find some porridge to put in the pear tree for my oldest on Christmas morning.

Disclosure: The Adventure Theatre MTC invited me and my family as guests to see the play. My opinions here are all my own.

 

Twinkle Toes Trots off to Boo at the Zoo

It was a special UGG boots & Halloween kind of Saturday in Wired Momma-land. A most unusual Saturday, as a matter of fact.

But before we get to the details, you should know that shoes and Halloween rank as two of my greatest loves. As I’ve gotten older, I’ve come to love Halloween more because it requires very little of moi in comparison to other holidays. I do not need to wrap elaborate gifts, purchase said gifts or cook large meals for this holiday. Plus it comes hand-in -hand with the arrival of chocolate into your home. What’s not to love?

Now, about the shoes. There was a formative moment in my childhood that revolved around shoes. Back in the 80s, we lived overseas. For this particular memory, we were on vacation in Spain one summer, the summer before I went into the 6th grade. My Aunt Elizabeth flew in from Philadelphia to join us on said vacation. On this particular day, we were strolling around this fabulous seaside Mediterranean town and my Aunt stumbled upon some espadrilles in a little shop. She was in love. But she didn’t just leave the store with one pair, she bought them in every color. She casually noted that you can never have enough shoes.

This made a deep and profound impression on me. I knew she was right. I was but 12, maybe even 11, but something seemed intuitively correct about what she was doing. Sure,  I knew there were bigger problems in the world but I also knew that shoes can make you happy. Along with other more important things, of course, but shoes are still something special.

Fast forward to the early 2000s and my weekly Sex & The City viewing parties with friends. Remember those? When having a Flirtini was all the rage.  Remember that scene when Carrie Bradshaw spotted a gorgeous pair of shoes in the window and her response was “Helllloooooo lover.”

She spoke to me. My heart sang. Suddenly I was back in that seaside Mediterranean village and I wondered why I didn’t have a pair of espadrilles in every color.

#IStillWonderThis

The truth is, Carrie spoke to millions of us in that scene.

Today, I am grooming my girls to love shoes. Sparkly shoes, fancy shoes, casual shoes, sandals, flip-flops, boots, you name it, shoes shoes shoes. You can find great pairs at Target or Payless for kids, they are everywhere, and your shoes never know if you’ve got a muffin top.

Imagine my utter joy last week when UGG Australia emailed and invited me and the family to attend Saturday night’s Boo at the Zoo, of which they were a corporate sponsor,  but first, with a stop at their store in Georgetown (1249 Wisconsin Ave, NW) to pick out a pair of shoes for each of us.

Umm, hmmm, let me check my calendar…

STC_YesC’est vrai? An evening with two of my great loves, shoes and Halloween? (Oh, ahem, umm…and of course my kids and Mr. WM)

#Bliss

Now, to further my confessions here, until Saturday, I wasn’t an UGG boot owner. I have a pair of UGG slippers that I love and have held up beautifully through a few winters. Disclosure: I am really hard on shoes. But that’s it in the UGG department. I also had no idea UGG makes beautiful leather boots for women along with fashionable shoes for men, I was pretty unfamiliar with their lineup beyond the standard boots you see many people wearing. I really just didn’t know.

I know now. We spent well over an hour in the Georgetown store on Saturday before hitting the Zoo. I’m the gal who struggles to pick a nail polish color for a pedicure because I treat each one as if it’s my last, who knows why (I’m a freak), imagine the struggle in picking out a pair of shoes.

#EpicFirstWorldProblem

Me and the girls were like kids in a candy store with all the options and the little baby UGG shoes? Adorable.  Below is a sampling of what I admired or considered as my first choice options. I still am thinking about those raspberry colored ones just because the 5th grade me, she would have pounced at the chance for a pair of pinkish boots with fur lining. They really call out to that version of moi.

Teaching them from an early age to love shoes

UggBootsAnd seriously, the leopard print baby booties. For real? #Swoon

In the end, though I loved the brown riding boots featured above and I struggled with this decision, I came away with a pair of elegant and timeless black leather boots with a simple heel but that can be dressed up or down. I reasoned that I legitimately needed a new pair of black boots whereas my chocolate-brown boots, though several years old, are still in great condition. Mr. WM came away with a hip pair of chocolate-brown leather boots, the youngest WM’ette came away with a gorgeous pair of bright blue boots with ribbons on the back and my oldest settled on a pair of purple boots with trendy, edgier studs in the shape of a heart on the front. Really great choices. Overall we had an excellent experience with an extremely patient and helpful store employee, considering we must have sent her back a dozen times and tried on multiple pairs of boots each.

#HighMaintenanceFamily

Now that I actually am fully aware of all the great choices in the UGG line for every  member of the family, I just might be addicted and you better believe I have a new pair of warm fuzzy slippers on the brain (hint hint Mr. WM for Christmas).

Packed into our warm, fuzzy shoes, we set off for the National Zoo. We last attended Boo at the Zoo two years ago and had a great time but even then I worried the kids were a little too young. When you have an almost 3-year-old and almost 6-year-old and darkness falls, it can be really stressful to keep track of them through all the excitement, and throw kids into costumes, under the cover of darkness in wide open spaces, with large crowds, and the fear of losing your kid does become a little overwhelming.

Last night, we had a great time. At almost 5 and almost 8, we’re past the erratic movements of toddlers and we had a reallyBooatZoo relaxing and enjoyable evening. The National Zoo always does such a creative job of decorating the zoo and some of the animal houses for the celebration. We especially enjoyed a trip into the invertebrate house to see the octopus and spooky decorations. We also noted the meerkat had a pumpkin in his house inside the small mammal house. From the perspective of my little ones, the question wasn’t why does the meerkat have a jack-o-lantern in his house, the question is why wouldn’t that meerkat be so festive?

The kids enjoyed trick-or-treating at each of the vendor stalls mixed in with the decorated animal houses on what really was a perfect fall evening for an outdoor event. Typically I wouldn’t wear brand new shoes on a two-hour walking excursion, especially for the little ones, but I had no concerns about our warm toes tucked into the new UGG boots as we cruised through the zoo.

I think our only real complaint about the event was the lack of a real meal offered. In previous years, we had enjoyed dinner before hand at our fav Mexican restaurant in Cleveland Park and then ended up at the Zoo only to wonder why we’d spent money on dinner. This year, there wasn’t anything substantive (that we could find, at least) and we left at the end of the evening on a quest for a quick dinner.

If you’ve ever wondered about Boo at the Zoo – my advice would be to consider the ages of your kids. I really think it’s best and less stressful on parents when the kids are older, almost or fully elementary school aged. Normally I also wouldn’t pick the Saturday night event because I’m not a huge fan of crowds, we usually opt for Sunday night for that reason. Saturday night, however, was truly a lovely evening but it definitely got crowded. We left around 7:45pm and wondered if next year when they are almost 6 and 9, our better strategy wouldn’t be to hit dinner before hand and then plan to arrive to the zoo around 7:15, when the parking lots are starting to thin out along with some of the crowds, and hit the tail end of the evening party.

#Strategery

Bottom line – we had a knock out Saturday chez Wired Momma and we are super grateful to UGG Australia for the amazing opportunity and to the National Zoo for throwing a fun and festive Halloween party. Now off to keep my twinkle toes warm in my new boots……

Disclosure: UGG Australia invited me and my family to be their guests at Boo at the Zoo and to receive a pair of shoes. My opinions here are all my own.